hello my name is lux saturnine and i'm a chronic internets troll.
Yes, I'm going to upset you eventually. Nothing's sacred, everything's hysterical. I don't want to hear any bitching about "cut tags" and "fair warnings that we're about to have to look at a picture of some dude's wang". If you're dumb enough to check my journal at work, I hope you get fired.
Listen here, you weeping sissy-marys: complain again and I'll turn this Ell-Jay into the Goatse.cx fucking bonanza.
Hell is other people. Particularly if those people are me.
rollmonkey "So, you met somebody on the internet, and you finally decided that you're gonna go and meet them and maybe sparks will fly. Well guess what, people don't like you where you are now and they sure as fuck won't like you 1200 miles away in Whocaresshire. Get over it."
anarchemist "...today I saw this totally hot little blonde chick waiting for the bus on Magazine, and then I realized that it was ultraluxe. Everytime I see a really hot girl lately, it's Lux."
iamnoisedisco "I am ultraluxe, look at this picture of half of my face."
ava_perestroika "you are having a party tonight and we're going to flip out and collect heads and glue people to ceiling fans and get belligerent and break dance for bubblegum and eat hot dogs and screw hot bitches and break light bulbs and go drifting and guzzle unagi to get the power and declare red tennis shoes illegal and fuck hot bitches and use katanas as sex toys and ball hot bitches and freeze our enemies with freon and wear mad jewelry and rubber armour and dance the unmentionable dance that goes on inside the pants because that's what ninjas do. call me."
frankenstien "You need to check out this site, courtesy of the deadly ultraluxe, the only person I know who actually kills people for money."
synthethicmuse "bartenders love you more if you keep ordering drinks & tip them well. doesn't hurt all that much if you helped them run away from home when they were kids either."
voctrovi "you know that one Peanuts character that always had a cloud of dirt and shit around him .... you also always make that cloud appear ... but when it's there ... it's attached to everyone else."