I need to see this fucking movie immediately.

Oh yeah and the FDA is banning vicodin. WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS I'M GOING TO YELL EVERYTHING I SAY FOR THE NEXT GODDAMN WEEK. I'D FUKKEN GROW A BEARD TOO BUT THE ESTROGEN GETS IN THE WAY. FUCK. I'M GONNA MISS YOU MAN.

D*:

Consolidating celebrity death posts so I don't flood your f-list with hilarity.

Man, I'm really considerate.

You should come out tonight. It'll be worth it, I promise.

p.s. the air conditioning is fixed

myspace targeted ad: "SEEKING A TASTE OF THE GOTHIC?"

HAHAHAHA, god no. I bet it tastes like cloves and old boots.

Did I mention we're giving away 4 tickets to Peter Murphy at Corrosion this week?

Off to work.

The Combichrist show was pretty brutal. Shame about the turnout. Many of you deserve facepunching for staying home instead, although I have to forgive you if you didn't come because you were afraid you wouldn't get back from the Hangar alive. It's a touch on the scary side out there. Was half expecting to see goggles on pikes and pairs of New Rocks thrown over telephone wires.

Later we convinced Ego Likeness to follow us to Tiki's, where we drank whiskey and gave each other wet willies. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Anyway. Last night. It was hot. By both definitions. I have been assured that the air conditioning will be fixed by next week. Being chased around the venue by a naked Huggy= hilarious. As funny as that was, I have probably never been so dehydrated in my entire life. If I tried to spit on the sidewalk right now the only thing that would come out would be a little white flag with "bang" written on it.

I AM THE WAY, THE TRUTH, AND THE LIFE NO MAN COMES UNTO THE FATHER BUT THROUGH ME UNLESS THEY HAVE HIS CELL NUMBER BUT ALMOST NO ONE DOES.

PIC UNRELATED.

We have two tickets to Combichrist to give away tonight at Corrosion. Come 'n get em.

They just showed the trailer for Final Fantasy fourteen at E3.

HELLO LADIES I AM THE GORTON'S FISHERMAN, WHAT'S GOIN' ON IN HERE?

Need to stop procrastinating and scour my kitchen. Oh god. My horrible kitchen. Me= sorry I gave up stimulants.

Why the fuck haven't I posted this yet? cuntishness and myself. This is from Back To The Shadows in December I think, don't quote me on that.

Metropolis spring catalogue, with the exception of the VNV b-sides= pile of shit. COP better accept my promo pool request, I'm running out of ideas here.

NEW MUSIX IN THE COMMENTS PLZ.

"the show was pretty good today... z_marr had some sort of crazy keyboard stand mishap and it sent the whole left side of his rig crashing to the ground, and breaking the stand that was lent to us by ronan harris. andy took a pic with his phone and sent it over to ronan after the show. THANKS ALOT FOR THE STAND RONAN! HIGH FIVE!"

-Combichrist

The last year has been quite the adventure here at Corrosion HQ. Staff changes, venue closings, Matt Checki in a hot pink tracksuit- we've seen it all. And yet, we couldn't shake the feeling that somehow, something was missing.

Vendetta, Sneauxball and myself spent many an evening in quiet reflection, pondering that missing element to no avail... until now.

( Handy Hint: the answer was 'free steak'. )

I hope this movie is as grim as the book. If it's even possible, who knows (THE SHADOW KNOWS)

 "Check your gambits. You probably have something along the lines of Player Status: Stupid --------------> Don't Read item Descriptions"